Hi LittleLeasha

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via its-never-ever-too-late)

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce, via sad-weird-teens)

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris, via kirstindedini)

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

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